Holly Tortuga

"Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back."
— Kurt Vonnegut

9th grade is lame. These kids have no clue. I should follow more tumblrs , I’m sick of only seeing happy things and brightly colored rooms up in this. I could really go for some fried okra. Why do 15 year olds wear their hair like that? Its not cute. I need a bath. I need to run. I gained four pounds. Uncalled for. Why did this parent name their kid, “Stefanny”? Poor thing. Whoa. That kid just put wax in that other kid’s hair. Let me settle this for you boys. Both your xbox and playstation bite. There is a couch in here. It wants me to nap on it.